Labs

Welcome to my laboratory, where safety is a suggestion and the laws of physics are more like guidelines. Please keep your hands, arms, and legs inside the website at all times.

Here in the Labs, I tinker with code, break things to see how they work, and occasionally create something that even surprises me. It's like Frankenstein's monster, but with less lightning and more caffeine.

Current Experiments:

• Attempting to brew the perfect cup of tea using machine learning. Results so far are... unpredictable.
• Building a robot that understands sarcasm. It's going great. Really.
• Creating an uncrackable password. Forgot what it was the next day.

Check back often, as new experiments are added whenever I have a "Eureka!" moment (or whenever I accidentally create a small, contained black hole).